Jan 17, 2016
Ok, heres the news.
I think I have skitzaphrenia.
It all started a few days ago. (Namely, yesterday)
It may just be a creeped out case of horror movies though.
Heres how it went down.
I watched Jeepers Creepers. (Dont underestimate the title; it is HORRIFYING. I cannot express the terror.)
Annnnd I woke up at like 12:00. No cat in my bed. No radio. No 'calming' white noise. (Who invented white noise??? IT IS HORRIBLE AT CALMING ME DOWN. ITS CREEEEEPY!!!!!)
And in the movie (suck it if you havent seen the movie im spoiling it.) had a guy called 'The Creeper'.
And he sniffed people to see if they were tasty (or naaaaah)
And i swear i heard the growl and the honk of his horn.
And my reaction was to get my cat, any sharp things, and turn on my radio. (Its really calming to have singing and purrs and knives in your bed)
Then I got sleepy.
Not fiction. I know, I have started hearing things.
Now onto the OMG WOLF prospect of things.
A message to Wolf:
Hi! It's Arizona! Btw, STOP CHANGING THE BACKGROUNDS!!!! YOU CAN HARDLY READ WHAT I WRITE!!!
Kisses chao chao byeeeeee!
Xoxo -Arizona (and the helpful quote of Mateo from Superstore on NBC)